Text 23 Jul 11 notes

taytzy replied to your photo “on the second leg of my flight back from the east coast, one of the…”

BUT DID YOU GET YOUR BEER?

ahaha, i love you for asking this. I DID, in fact, get my beer. i also got a free pair of earbuds!

Photo 22 Jul 54 notes on the second leg of my flight back from the east coast, one of the flight attendants came over the PA system. “does anyone in the cabin have a rubber band they can donate to us? there is a free drink in it for you if you give us a rubber band.”
my thought process went like this:-free drink? but they already give you drinks for free-THEY DON’T GIVE YOU ALCOHOL FOR FREE-IF I GIVE THEM A RUBBER BAND THEY WILL GIVE ME BEER-BEER THAT USUALLY COSTS FIVE DOLLARS-I HAVE A RUBBER BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so i hit the call button and whipped off half of snake’s rubber band harness and the flight attendant thanked me. “what did you guys need the rubber band for, anyways?”
"oh," she answered mysteriously, "the pilot needed it."
so as far as i’m concerned, that flight literally would not have taken off without snake.

on the second leg of my flight back from the east coast, one of the flight attendants came over the PA system. “does anyone in the cabin have a rubber band they can donate to us? there is a free drink in it for you if you give us a rubber band.”

my thought process went like this:
-free drink? but they already give you drinks for free
-THEY DON’T GIVE YOU ALCOHOL FOR FREE
-IF I GIVE THEM A RUBBER BAND THEY WILL GIVE ME BEER
-BEER THAT USUALLY COSTS FIVE DOLLARS
-I HAVE A RUBBER BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so i hit the call button and whipped off half of snake’s rubber band harness and the flight attendant thanked me. “what did you guys need the rubber band for, anyways?”

"oh," she answered mysteriously, "the pilot needed it."

so as far as i’m concerned, that flight literally would not have taken off without snake.

Photo 21 Jul 13 notes like a kid in a candy store…. or an action figure in a toy store i suppose.

like a kid in a candy store…. or an action figure in a toy store i suppose.

Photo 20 Jul 13 notes SNAKE GOT A NOSE JOB!!!! a lovely, lovely employee at time machine hobby store in manchester, ct allowed me to paint Snake’s nose for free.
"i wouldn’t want you buying a six dollar bottle of paint just for that," he said.
next step? craft him a new (infinite ammo) bandana

SNAKE GOT A NOSE JOB!!!! a lovely, lovely employee at time machine hobby store in manchester, ct allowed me to paint Snake’s nose for free.

"i wouldn’t want you buying a six dollar bottle of paint just for that," he said.

next step? craft him a new (infinite ammo) bandana

Photo 19 Jul 15 notes no but look at the guy mean muggin’ in the background

no but look at the guy mean muggin’ in the background

Photo 18 Jul 12 notes making friends with my sister’s taxidermied grouse, shane.

making friends with my sister’s taxidermied grouse, shane.

Photo 17 Jul 18 notes hanging around with me all the time has given snake an almost unhealthy appreciation for drinks the size of his body.

hanging around with me all the time has given snake an almost unhealthy appreciation for drinks the size of his body.

Photo 16 Jul 10 notes you’d need some optic camouflage to steal fries from ME, buddy.
or at least a box.

you’d need some optic camouflage to steal fries from ME, buddy.

or at least a box.

Photo 15 Jul 14 notes "hang tight, buddy, i’ll bust you out."

"hang tight, buddy, i’ll bust you out."

Photo 14 Jul 24 notes ribbit

ribbit


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