what a catch!
no, i won’t still visit you if you live here snake.
wolfen24 asked: I'll soon receive a Samus Aran action figure and I don't know why I really want to do a blog like yours of our adventures, but I don't want to copy you at the same time and I don't know what to do :/
this tumblr is just under two years old (!!!!!!) and during that two years, i’ve had a handful of people start up their own action figure blogs they said were directly inspired by the adventures of snake. never, not even once, did i think “THOSE FUCKERS! they’re copying me!”
in fact, every time it’s happened, it made my goddamn day. i don’t just mean “oh, that was nice.” we’re talking big goofy grin, wiggling in my chair happy.
and in two specific cases, i made a friend along the way.
there’s no shortage of people creating content on the internet, but even if two people were given the exact same prompt—“make a blog about an action figure having adventures”—they’re each going to come up with something unique.
so do it. do it, and message me when you do so i can see it and laugh and show other people who’ll appreciate it. (i mean come on—SAMUS ARAN? who doesn’t love samus??? nobody i want to know, that’s for sure. samus is fucking rad as heck) i look forward to seeing what you make.
and so does snake.
did big boss ever have “sexy mermaid hair” camouflage??? I THINK NOT.
rather than eaing the snails, try to learn from them. recoginze there is no shame in going slow, retreating from possible harm, and wearing a pretty outfit.
i see the miracles of the littoral zone, snake sees an escargot buffet. typical.
snake enjoys long walks on the beach but when they happen at dawn, without coffee, he begins to contemplate drowning himself in a tidepool.
snake likes to show off his mussels.
yes, yes, marine bio joke, i just got back from a camping trip. HELLO.
is it just me or does he look like he was going for a dramatic pose but suddenly remembered “oh shit, i think i left the oven on”
"hold up, i don’t like where this game is going."
sometimes i find weird things in our classrooms.