taytzy replied to your photo “on the second leg of my flight back from the east coast, one of the…”
BUT DID YOU GET YOUR BEER?
ahaha, i love you for asking this. I DID, in fact, get my beer. i also got a free pair of earbuds!
on the second leg of my flight back from the east coast, one of the flight attendants came over the PA system. “does anyone in the cabin have a rubber band they can donate to us? there is a free drink in it for you if you give us a rubber band.”
my thought process went like this:
-free drink? but they already give you drinks for free
-THEY DON’T GIVE YOU ALCOHOL FOR FREE
-IF I GIVE THEM A RUBBER BAND THEY WILL GIVE ME BEER
-BEER THAT USUALLY COSTS FIVE DOLLARS
-I HAVE A RUBBER BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so i hit the call button and whipped off half of snake’s rubber band harness and the flight attendant thanked me. “what did you guys need the rubber band for, anyways?”
"oh," she answered mysteriously, "the pilot needed it."
so as far as i’m concerned, that flight literally would not have taken off without snake.
like a kid in a candy store…. or an action figure in a toy store i suppose.
SNAKE GOT A NOSE JOB!!!! a lovely, lovely employee at time machine hobby store in manchester, ct allowed me to paint Snake’s nose for free.
"i wouldn’t want you buying a six dollar bottle of paint just for that," he said.
next step? craft him a new (infinite ammo) bandana
no but look at the guy mean muggin’ in the background
making friends with my sister’s taxidermied grouse, shane.
hanging around with me all the time has given snake an almost unhealthy appreciation for drinks the size of his body.
you’d need some optic camouflage to steal fries from ME, buddy.
or at least a box.
"hang tight, buddy, i’ll bust you out."